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Aperture Science Early-Morning Semi-Toroidal Food Device |
Jun 19, 2009 - klange |
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Modacity has started a "Post Your Recipes" thread, which I felt I had to contribute to.
As such, I've created a Portal / Aperture Science breakfast bagel. That's right, a bagel with the Aperture Science logo!
Aperture Science Early-Morning Semi-Toroidal Food Device
Materials Required:
One (1) Generic Toroidal Food Device
One (1) Jar of Aperture Science Semi-Liquid Edible Fruit Gel (Blue in color)
One (1) Jar of Aperture Science Semi-Liquid Edible White Dairy Paste
One (1) Aperture Science Automated Electronic Food Heating Device
One (1) Aperture Science Semi-Lethal Food Preparation Blade
To prepare your Aperture Science Early-Morning Semi-Toroidal Food Device, begin by slicing the Generic Toroidal Food Device to create two Semi-Toroidal Food Devices. The second device may be discarded or used to create a second Aperture Science Early-Morning Semi-Toroidal Food Device, but instructions will be provided only for the first device.
Optionally, use the Aperture Science Automated Electronic Food Heating Device to heat the Semi-Toroidal Food Device.
Place the Semi-Toroidal Food Device with the cut side facing opposite the direction of g, unless in a zero-gravity environment in which case you should refer to the Aperture Science Zero-Gravity Food Preparation Guide, chapter three, section five, paragraph two.
The following requires visualization before action may be taken.
You will apply the Aperture Science Semi-Liquid Fruit Gel in a pattern as described by the following steps:
1. First, divide up the area of the Semi-Toroidal Food Device into four quadrants.
2. Divide this area further into a total of eight segments.
3. Again, divide this area to form 16 segments.
4. Visualize the lines as shown in the diagram below.
5. Begin filling these segments with Aperture Science Semi-Liquid Fruit Gel.
6. Continue to fill the segments.
7. Until you have filled all segments.
8. When you are done, stop visualizing the guiding lines.
You may now apply the Aperture Science Semi-Liquid White Dairy Paste to the remaining area on the Semi-Toroidal Food Device.
Congratulations! You have completed your Aperture Science Early-Morning Semi-Toroidal Food Device!
Digg It |
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